*tries to talk to ppl*
brain: you’re talking too much and they hate you for it
*stops talking to ppl*
brain: you’re talking too little and they hate for you it
Mermista, trying to be casual: So. You like horses right. I could show you a seahorse if you wanted. Or not. Whatever
Adora: There are sEA HORSES?!?!?!
Mermista: Yeah-
Adora: *already dragging Mermista away* SHOW ME
Glimmer: …think she’ll be let down when she finds out they’re not actual horses?
*cue distant shriek of delight*
Bow: Doesn’t sound like it
The time draws near.
this is legitimately the funniest thing I have ever seen
